1. The Pitch
..fuck it! I’ll make my own meme coin.. with Blackjack and Hookers!
Sick and tired of soulless projects and worthless meme coins running rampant in the crypto market, an enigmatic figure known only by the name “Dank Bender” reached a tipping point.
Frustrated with the lack of integrity and genuine value in existing projects, burning with the fury of a thousand drunks, Dank Bender decided to take matters into his own hands.
So he proclaimed with a grin: “Fuck it! I’ll make my own meme coin with Blackjack and Hookers!”
And so he DID! Assembling a team of the best crypto nerds and enthusiasts he could find one afternoon while drunkenly scrolling through his contacts, Dank Bender embarked on a long journey to bring his vision to life.
Fueled by equal parts ambition and intoxication, Dank Bender forged ahead, leaving a trail of chaos in his wake that shall echo through the crypto market for years to come.
So, dear fellow crypto bros, if you’re ready to ride the rollercoaster of chaos with us, answer the CALL! Let’s defy the odds, challenge the status quo and raise a glass to the absurdity of it ALL!
2. The Plan
Fucking Magnets! How do they work?
Blackjack & Hookers is just one big chaotic crypto game designed by DB in which you try to gain $BJH coins and try to profit through a series of events happening on and off the blockchain.
Dank Bender is in charge of the game and is the one who sets the rules. He acts as a kind of overseer. A dungeon master, if you will.
Weaving intricate tales on the blockchain, some of it planned and a lot of it improvised cuz there’s no accounting for human stupidity.
It’s up to you, the player, to create your own take on the story. Your actions shape the world, the DB’s setup, and every person will have their own take on the tale.
Embark on a unique crypto experience, an expansive on-chain crypto world shaped by the actions of the community and their interaction with the tin man’s story.
Keep your eyes sharp and embrace the chaos; you might just be the biggest winner of them all.
Dank Bender is a true chaotic neutral.
He’s the man behind the machine, the guy distributing the coins through events, games, and smart contract mechanics.
These events present challenges and can earn a player pretty nifty rewards, that is if they’ve got the nerve for it.
By following the dank memes you might gain insight into the unknowable mind of an inebriated machine man. Shape the story accordingly, join discussions, and even work together with others for a common goal.
Obtain various tools and power-ups to manipulate the blockchain yourself, thus leaving a unique footprint in the story.
These will come in the form of NFTs, giving you special powers and abilities.
Earn rewards
PvP abilities
Coin acquisition
Awards
Voting rights
Chain manipulation
3. Utility
“Nothing can have value without being an object of utility.” – Karl Marx
The true utility of Blackjack & Hookers is based around the cycle of four systems specially designed to promote the ultimate crypto experience.
Blackjack & Hookers aims to incorporate systems in place to promote community interaction as well as create a novel interesting story filled with unique mechanics, changing the rules every cycle.
Each cycle will contain the three pillars on which the $BJH token is based:
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Event system
These explosive, high-stakes, skill-expressing events set up the field with new mechanics for players to participate in and overcome. Participation in these events generates $BJH profits to players.
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Chaotic market conditions
The events create unstable and chaotic market conditions allowing insightful and skilled players to adapt and compete in a fair playing field in order to profit the most.
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Player DAO & participation
All holders & participants in the market & the project have their voices heard. This influences the story directly and prepares the narrative for the future events.
4. Tokenomics
Private sale tokens may be obtained by making a deal with Shady Sam through the official channels only. Shady Sam will distribute max of 21% of the total launch supply.
These tokens will be sold for the same price to all the participants and will include extra rewards. The Private Sale will be followed by launch, thus there will be no additional selling rounds of the $BJH tokens outside the designated exchanges.
The details regarding the sale will be announced beforehand and accessible through the official website, Telegram & Discord.
BEWARE of the impostors lurking around the corner and make sure you are talking with the real deal!
The total proceeds from the private sale will be split in a 30/70 ratio of Marketing to Liquidity. Furthermore, liquidity will also be split in a 70/30 ratio of Initial to Additional Liquidity.
- Liquidity70%
- Marketing30%
- Initial70%
- Additional30%
Crew tokens are reserved for the team members.
These tokens will start locked and will unlock gradually over time, unlocking by a rate of 4.76% after every main event, ensuring total transparency and fairness.
These tokens will be used for furthering development, adding additional blockchain mechanics and creating new and exciting events.
5. Event System
21 days.. Do you HIT or STAND?
What sets this apart from all the other meme coins is the THEMATIC EVENT SYSTEM!
These explosive, high-stakes, skill-expressing events advance the story DB sets up and bring new challenges players have to overcome.
They fit into a few CATEGORIES:
Skill based games- Blockchain manipulation
RNG mechanics
Discovery
Community participation
21 days per major event
There is some downtime between events before the next one starts.
Events will be integrated on and off the blockchain depending on their specifications and mechanics mentioned above.
Don’t get too used to the same thing, each event will mix it up more by adding more and more mechanics to the chain.
They may and will very likely include different rulesets within the token itself, as well as multiple ideas mentioned above may be present in a single big event.
The events will be announced ahead of time via the official channels.
6. Game Theory
“In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.” – Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Rule set:
SELLING TAX rate going from 99% > 0%.
BUYING TAX rate will stay 0% at ALL times.
FIRST Main Event in the Blackjack & Hookers ecosystem! The Selling Tax rate will be slowly reducing over a period of 21 days.
Game theory will pit the players against each other right at the start, almost like a social experiment if you will, to see who will rise on top.
For the paper hands this will play out as a game of chicken. Due to the nature of the event, the price of the coin will gradually be going up until a breaking point.
Predicting the most optimal selling point will be no easy task. Seeing where the pattern breaks will be an interesting sight to behold.
It’s up to you to choose your path. Try to outtrade the competition, play the market in order to profit fast, or hold your bags by putting your trust in DB for greater rewards at the end of the event.
Choose your path
The proceeds from the selling tax for the event, as mentioned above, will be distributed by the following pie chart.
Paper hands tax distribution
- Beer50%
- Hookers35%
- Marketing & promotion7%
- Cigars7%
- Pay for nerds1%
Any unspent funds from allotted categories will be used either as rewards or participation stories for the community, and will include the following categories:
Buybacks
Minigames
Diamond hands stimmy packs
Random chaos
7. Transparency
Source? Trust me bro!
In order for the distribution to be fair and equitable to all participants, all the events and major distributions will be announced and often encrypted ahead of time, only being revealed once the events have concluded.
Certain titles, powers and perks may be attained by participating in the aforementioned events which can be claimed by individual wallet addresses.
The events as well as the blockchain changes will be FULLY TRANSPARENT and visible on the blockchain, the designated social media platforms, as well as having up-to-date logs on the official website for all to see!
This ensures that every participant is on equal footing and has the same access of information as everybody else on the channels listed below:
Official channels
Official website will contain all major announcements as well as all the logs regarding coin distribution.
Telegram will feature all community discussions and banter from the crew. Also comes with extra spam as a bonus!
Twitter (X) will be used for small time announcements and shitposting. But mostly shitposting.
Discord will be used for building a core community. Will feature event discussions as well as the ability to chill with the devs.
8. Meet the Crew
“Politeness is the poison of collaboration.” – Edwin Land
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“DB”
He is the bossman and leader of the crew. In charge of the whole operation, including the coin distribution and setting up the blockchain events, all while making sure the crew ain’t slackin.
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Helpful Hank
In charge of support and answering all your stupid questions. Got a question? Ask him. Got a complaint? Whine to him about it. He also codes and stuff.
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Critical Caroline
Expert in communications and in charge of all the marketing. Also deals with the PR side of things, such as owning haters and calming down crybabies.
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Shady Sam
The financial expert of the team. Economist at heart and master of the coin. Has no practical knowledge whatsoever, but he sure knows how to hustle.
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Unknown – TBA
Rumour has it a fourth guy is joining the team. Nobody knows who it is, but he must be a big deal for DB to let him in on the racket.
9. LARP Inc.
It’s year 2169 and there’s planets and shit??
Genesis
21.01.2168 – 21.09.2169 (present)
Our story begins at the far outskirts of the BNB system. A wandering frontier of untamed worlds, most of them little more than digital wastelands scarred by the fallout from hyper-novas that burned so hot they collapsed into r-pull black holes sucking everything in its path.
This was a true token graveyard, a dimension stitched together with hype, memes, and broken dreams. Scanning the star maps through his bloodshot eyes and drunken ambition, DB saw opportunity where others could only see junk.
Through the static haze of dying networks and ghost chain signals, one planet flickered on his cracked star display: Planet-2169 – a small battered sphere surrounded by a disk made of fragments of imploded worlds.
He swiftly spiraled down through the debris field and broke through the orbiting ring of shattered contract husks, empty drifting safes and the charred remains of a thousand abandoned tokens. But beneath the circling trash, the planet itself lay strangely untouched. Its crust was raw and barren, luckily unscarred from the garbage above.
The ground shook as his ship struck the surface, scattering rubble across the void. DB stepped out onto the fractured soil, grinning from ear to ear at the thought of turning this barren shithole into the greatest stronghold of innovation the system would ever know.
DB emerged through the swirling metallic dust, flicked a plasma lighter, and set his cigar ablaze. The ember’s glow reflected in his visor like a rogue star. He tasted the thin air, caught the static on his tongue, and opened a channel on the transmission – “Sam, crew, on my coordinates,” he said, voice steady, smoke cutting a clean line through the wind. “I found it. Bring the rigs, it’s time to deploy! This rock is a blank ledger, and we’re about to etch our legends into it!”
The sky split with a single freighter’s burn as the crew came in together. Sam at the rail clutching his black briefcase, Caroline with a clean holopad and Hank in the cargo well chewing stale tobacco.
Caroline hopped to the ramp’s edge, took in the horizon, and groaned. “Incredible. It’s fifty shades of bleak. No skyline, no texture, no vegetation, just beige despair. I can’t sell beige despair.”
Sam shrugged, tapping the briefcase. “Paperwork’s uglier than the view, but it’ll fly. Make it pretty later, but first we have to make it ours.”
Hank came outside and opened the ship’s hangar, and a platoon of builder robots immediately hit the ground running. The big ones unfolded into skeletal cranes and the lanky ones fanned out as eight-legged cablers. “Say the word,” Hank grunted. “Got stackers, pourers, printers, and spiders. Now where exactly d’you want the damn HQ?”
Neon pylons soon drove into the crust and hummed awake, mapping boulevards toward a central HQ that reconfigured by the hour, housing spires rising high above for every exile who believed.
DB walked the forming avenues with ash drifting from his cigar, issuing orders that slowly stitched story into stone.
Thus in the dim, neon-lit skies above Planet 2169 the BJH Headquarters were finally complete. DB has finally carved out his own dominion, a fortress of techno-anarchy where the absurdity of the crypto market will be put to the greatest test.
Join us and become a part of the story.
10. Disclaimer
“..let’s get cereal” – Al Gore
Blackjack & Hookers is a token inspired by the well known Bender meme. It is not affiliated with or has anything to do with the original creators of the character of “Bender”. It is merely used in correspondence to the great “Blackjack & Hookers” meme, which serves as an inspiration for this meme coin.
It has no intrinsic value and is for satirical and entertainment purposes only. It’s practically worthless! By participating in the Blackjack & Hookers ecosystem, you acknowledge the fact that the $BJH tokens have no intrinsic value.
The coins (“BJH”) to be issued are not intended to constitute securities in any form in any jurisdiction. This white paper, and other information relating to Blackjack & Hookers provided on the Blackjack & Hookers webpage or otherwise, do not constitute a prospectus or offer document of any sort and are not intended to constitute an offer of securities or a solicitation for investment in securities in any jurisdiction.
If you decide to contribute to the Blackjack & Hookers development, please note that your contribution to the Blackjack & Hookers project does not involve the exchange of fiat currency or cryptocurrencies for any form of securities.
Basically, this is all just a game and an experiment and is meant to be just for fun. Do not consider this as any form of eventual financial gain, nor participate in it if any local laws are preventing you from doing so. Participate at your own risk.
